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Post by Earl on Nov 29, 2007 20:17:35 GMT -5
I see The Rock is looking for Moderator applicants. Thats too bad; I thought he did a good job. With that said, I got some questions about the job qualifications: 1. Is functional literacy absolutely necessary? 2. Is there a minimum IQ for the job? 3. Are Marxists allowed to apply? 4. Is membership in Alcoholics Unanimous a disqualifier? 5. Is the job more work than driving a gravel truck?
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Post by Camby's Left Nut on Nov 29, 2007 20:31:32 GMT -5
1. No....or at least it wouldn't appear. 2. Lol...definitely not. 3. I don't know....but no whities allowed. 4. Doubtful. 5. Zero work involved.
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Post by Earl on Nov 29, 2007 20:42:20 GMT -5
1. No....or at least it wouldn't appear. 2. Lol...definitely not. 3. I don't know....but no whities allowed. 4. Doubtful. 5. Zero work involved. Regarding 1: That is good to know. If necessary, I could have my literate Grandson Earl III write the posts for me. Regarding 2: That is a releif! Nobody ever accused us down here in Lower West Arkansas of being real bright. Regarding 3: I completely understand your reservations. However, there isn't a whole lot I can do about my ethnicity (Bavarian). Could an exception be made this one time? Regarding 4: I really didn't think that would be a problem. Regarding 5: YEEEE-HAWWW!!!! That's what I wanted to hear. I'm only middle aged, but I'm wearing out fast. (Thats what dating Peggy Sue will do to a person.) One last question: Is there a snowball's chance in hell that Rock would select me as The Successor? Replacing The Rock would be kind of like replacing Chairman Mao.
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Post by D2R on Nov 29, 2007 20:51:19 GMT -5
rock is the admin, he's not going anywhere, he's just looking for another sub-moderator.
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Post by truch on Nov 29, 2007 20:52:20 GMT -5
I don't think you would be replacing rock, as far as I know he is staying as a mod, he is just looking for some more help.
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Post by Earl on Nov 29, 2007 21:12:01 GMT -5
I don't think you would be replacing rock, as far as I know he is staying as a mod, he is just looking for some more help. Thats good news. The Rock is very good about putting The Fear Of God in folks when necessary. Besides, I was starting to question whether I was anywhere close to worthy to replace The Rock. I thought it was worth checking into. With that said, I think I'll stay at the gravel quarry. The Big Boss Man said we'd all be getting new Western Star dump trucks with triple rear axles and 575 horsepower Caterpillar engines. I for sure don't want to miss that. ;D
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Post by D2R on Nov 29, 2007 21:18:09 GMT -5
Send rock some moonshine with extra paint thinner.
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Post by HawaiianJazzFan on Nov 30, 2007 13:18:30 GMT -5
AS a member in good standing for over 3 years.... I am willing to accept this job.
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Post by rock on Dec 4, 2007 2:38:26 GMT -5
I don't think you would be replacing rock, as far as I know he is staying as a mod, he is just looking for some more help. been super busy lately (another reason i need another reliable mod)- still figuring out the mod stuff.
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Post by Camby's Left Nut on Dec 4, 2007 2:42:39 GMT -5
Did anyone actually PM you about this rock?
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Post by rock on Dec 4, 2007 2:44:38 GMT -5
about this thread? no. i always check the feedback section.
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Post by Camby's Left Nut on Dec 4, 2007 9:11:52 GMT -5
Well....about the moderating job, I mean.
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Post by rock on Dec 4, 2007 13:30:24 GMT -5
have people PMed me about being a mod? yes.
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Post by cambrad on Dec 4, 2007 14:39:07 GMT -5
Should we have a vote?
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Post by Camby's Left Nut on Dec 4, 2007 17:17:46 GMT -5
I vote for Earl.
We need some sophistication on this board.
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Post by LotharBraunBrownBryant on Dec 4, 2007 18:14:21 GMT -5
Snake for moderator! sssstutta for vice-moderator!
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Post by sssstutta on Dec 6, 2007 6:25:42 GMT -5
Snake for moderator! sssstutta for vice-moderator! You're finally seeing the light. You may leave the circle jerk after all.
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Post by LotharBraunBrownBryant on Dec 6, 2007 22:58:39 GMT -5
I wanted you to moderate the circle jerk, actually.
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Post by sssstutta on Dec 6, 2007 23:04:25 GMT -5
I'd never fit into the circle jerk. I think for myself.
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Post by rock on Dec 7, 2007 13:12:42 GMT -5
ive read all the PM requests so far and ill be making a decision sometime soon (anyone else interested, PM me asap).
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